awjoffrey:

this is amazing!!! i got goosebumps

literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

stitching-puppet:

willyciraptor:

snapsaplenty:

nocturnaljourneyman:

austrias-panties:

paranoid-rhythm:

jungobakoba:

eyecandybutts:

damedaniel:

did-you-kno:

Source

hot dads for all

MOVES TO JAPAN

god i clicked on the source expecting it to be a joke but it links to the actual site and they have a twitter and everything. i clicked on their about page and here’s the description:

"This is a service where you can rent a middle aged man with skill and experience who is undoubtedly good looking for just 1000 yen per hour!

You can make them go out with you, talk with you, do your errands, put them to work, or just hang out at home with you. How does it sound?”

One of them is a pro baseball player and the other one (the one pictured above) is a stylist. Reservations start at a minimum of 2 hours.

i’m going to cry i’m so tempted to actually do this.

OMFG The site even says “出張レンタルもOK♪(交通費は実費” Meaning that as long as you pay for their travel expenses, etc., they can come overseas too JFC SOMEONE STOP ME FROM—

aRE YOU SAYING I COULD IMPORT A JAPANESE MAN

what a world we live in

literally irl middle aged high school host club this is amazing omfg

I’m gonna buy
a guy

wHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

whatacutemayor:

thetownofmacaron:

THIS IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF ME

This is my life

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

dancingpurge:

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*pushes someone into the TV* See, its a metaphor, I pushed the person into the TV without killing them, so I’m technically not a killer.

weloveshortvideos:

Was looking for a toy cat for my niece when I found this devil-possessed thing.

nenekantoku:

Some time ago friends and I were talking about some modern AU where Reiner and Bertholdt just have embarrassing ring tunes set up for each other.

2-ee:

lunaticstar:

ralfmaximus:

bobbycaputo:

Mind-Blowing TV Spot Recreates Six Iconic Images in One Uninterrupted Shot

No CGI. It’s all practical work. Sploosh.

Don’t need no computers for magic to work!  Yeahhh! Awesome!

this is the coolest thing…

keatonpickles:

honchcrow:

Reasons why im a bad friend:

• i get too attached

• i will complain about all my problems to you

i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me

i need to be reassured periodically CONSTANTLY that you dont think im annoying

• i am annoying

• im boring

• i dont know how to keep the conversation going

• i get emotional after midnight and will probably tell you something that could make you think differently of me

BUT SERIOUSLY

tobiaswraithwall:

hapsycolour:

adriofthedead:

airdotcaptain:

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

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